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Friday, February 20, 2004
What songs should I get for my drive today?
Im The Snake
I heard an old song by R Kelly called Vibe that was PHAT
Ludacris and Lil John have a song together, is that off Chicken and Beer?
Panocha Patrol
beats me
whats it called
you get Who let these hoes in my room? yet
lil john has one with Murphy Lee
I got it on my cd
Im The Snake
Not yet. I got to get this Ratt song I heard a dude do at karaoke. It was AWESOME. And I thought they were 1 hit wonders.
Panocha Patrol
fuck, they are NO hit wonders
the only thing worse is if the lead singer is called Axl Rose
thats the only way they could suck more
Im The Snake
What about Kip Winger, lead singer of Winger.
Panocha Patrol
Is that a band you just made up?
Im The Snake
No fool, you know that song EASY COOOOME EASY GOOOO
Panocha Patrol
What the fuck you talking about?
Just download some Metallica and you'll be set
Im The Snake
Fuck those homos. This is winger by the way, I believe kip is the one front and center:
Panocha Patrol
shit, I bet everyone of those douches could use an asskicking
thank god I don´t remember the 80's or I may have to kill myself for having hair like that
Im The Snake
Kip Winger is a pussy but this song fucking rocks. There are a lot of lessons to learn from his lyrics like 'Play the game like you've already won', and 'Don't let the heat... burn your feet.'
Panocha Patrol
or "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
Im The Snake
Thats not a Winger song dicklick.
Panocha Patrol
oh yeah
(Post) Snake, a couple songs you could add (artist-song): Revolting Cocks-Do Ya Think I'm Sexy, Adult.-Nite Life, EBN-OZN-AEIOU Sometimes Y, Ministry-Jesus Build My Hotrod, Kenna-Free Time

Whats up fag bait
Panocha Patrol
nada, just grading papers
I´m going to acalpulco next weekend homo
Im The Snake
you going to get wasted and make fun of more ohio state douches
Panocha Patrol
no, I have to give math workshops to idiots who want to come to school here
then maybe I will get trashed at night and go clubbin
meet some fine ass bitches
I have to go with my boss though
so when she wakes me up the next day with a bunch of nakes bitches in my room I will say, who let these hoes in my room?
Im The Snake
Blame it on Bill Oreilly then go back to sleep
Panocha Patrol
exactly
Im The Snake
it looks like they fixed the pictures thing so I wll try to upload you a sig pic
Panocha Patrol
sweet
yesterday I hammered 12 phat ass tacos and now I´m busting some RANK ass
Im The Snake
hahaha you'd think you wouldn't want to publish that for all to know, but there it is
Panocha Patrol
I gives no fuck
thank god its friday now I can get trashed this weekend
you get that job yet fool
Im The Snake
my man is in like texas or something hopefully finalizing the contracts he needs to have to hire me, so he said to call him monday
Panocha Patrol
sweet
then next time you can buy the goddamn beer
I´m tired of paying for your scrounging broke ass
Thursday, February 19, 2004
Im The Snake
I forgot this item from yesterdays paper. It doesn't really have any bearing on football, fantasy or otherwise, since Kordell is worthless, but I just wanted to put it up to laugh at.
It makes me laugh to think that this is the best picture they could find of him for the article:
But I guess it beats this

I'm going into Ann Arbor tomorrow
Im The Snake
A few of my friends are going to a fucking BREAKDANCING battle. I have to find somewhere to drink while they are at this thing.
Panocha Patrol
a place to laugh your ass of too
Im The Snake
Is there a wings game on I can drink to? Otherwise my night might look like.....

The sign of Miroslav
Panocha Patrol
what the fuck is that?
Panocha Patrol
maybe I should trade for him just because his name is Satan
Im The Snake
Every website makes his player ID 666. How is your NHL Dynasty going, did you trade for Bonk yet?
Panocha Patrol
no he fucking sucks
I am going to create a player named after you and make him a pussy who gets into fights and gets his ass kicked all the time
Im The Snake
Why don't you name a player after yourself who spends all his time in the showers rinsing off his vagina.
Panocha Patrol
because then I´d have to create your sister to help me and everyone knows that bitches don't play hockey
Im The Snake
Alright lets think of a new topic since this could easily mushroom into 20 pages of calling each other gay.
Panocha Patrol
true, but you calling me gay is like the pot calling the kettle black

La casa de los muertos is the worst movie ever
Panocha Patrol
I saw the shittiest movie ever yesterday
it was a movie from the video game House of the Dead and it blew ass
my girlfriend wanted to see it because she thought it was scary
it wasn´t scary at all so afterwards I slapped my dick on her forehead and told her she would never pick out a movie for us to see again
Im The Snake
Stop wasting your time on movies and dinner and just get wasted.
Panocha Patrol
fuck dinner just get wasted
i had to pay for the shit too so I was even more pissed off
but they did show lots of tits
this bitch next too me screamed once because she thought it was scary so I had to bitch slap her for pissing me off

This is our new weblog, and it is CHINGON
Im The Snake
aaaaahhh yes it works
Panocha Patrol
you bitch
bout time you did something useful