Theres your boy Jamal the crackhead.

shit I can´t believe that

I wish I was fucking stupid enough to play professional football AND not have enough money that I had to sell drugs

People are fucking idiots

I didn't know the toxic rock was a performance enhancer

Me either, maybe we should get some

I think he should be retroactively disqualified from fantasy football, hence making me last years champion.

Hahahahaha nice try douche your team sucked either way

Last year I had Todd Heap, who caught like a 60 yard pass, then my opponent who had Jamal walked into the endzone from the 1 for the points. Had I won that game I would have had his seed in the tourny and won the whole thing.

Bullshit

Had you not sucked so bad, you would have won

Some would say you could strategically replace a letter in Jamal's last name with a J for a politically incorrect pun. Not me though.

Of course not that would be straight Old Testament

I was going to go see the Passion of the Christ tonight but some asshole spoiled the ending for me.

No shit, you just figured that out

This is what happens when you start making your singers look like your professional wrestlers. Check out these lyrics.

-- http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tobykeith/thetalibansong.html

And look at him He looks like more of a queer than Marty Stuart

But the lyrics are fucking funny

At least Marty dresses full on gay, and you know he does it because it nets him tons of pussy. But Toby Keith looks like a closet fag trying to look attractive to men, but not overly so.

True

We're fucking famous now

hahaha nice

Did you let em in?

Fuck no, it was Bill O'Reilly

That is fucking tite

Now I can get the lyrics down to kareoke

Let see if there are any new karaoke songs I can get

What the fuck is Splash Waterfalls By Ludacris

Beats me

That Lil Jon song with Ludacris is called YEAH. Its got Usher in it too.

You should get it, its TITE. It sounds like his other song except he screams YEAH YEAH a lot.

I could get MY MILKSHAKE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

Hahahahaha alright Kelis

or Hey Dirty, Baby I Got Your Money!!!

Is that the same girl?

yeah homo

You didn't know that

Oooooooohhh shit they got Gigolo. I'm a gigolo spendin lots of dough

Now that would be tite as fuck

Damn they got YEAH apparently too. Do you know what FUCK IT by EAMON is?

And what about GANGSTA NATION by Westside Connection and Nate Dogg

I´ve seen Gansta Nation

I think it was alright, the other one I have no idea

Oh have you heard IN MY LIFE with Juvenile, they got that too. Its a song about rocking expensive clothes and driving flashy cars.

I think its going to take rap music in a whole new direction.

God damn Toby Keith is really cranking out the anti-arab songs, and they are all going straight to karaoke. I should get up and do one and replace the lyrics with slightly more racist lyrics and see if anyone noties.

Hell yeah

That would be tite

What is that Juve song about? I haven't peeped none of that shit

What the fuck you think its about, its a Juvenile song featuring Manny Fresh dumbass.

I think its about me kicking your ass

just finished boning your sister

now I´m spent

Well played.

Did you win your soccer game??

Or did you choke like a sick whore. They play real football in mexico?

It was american football and yeah like 68 to 42

I nutted on them just like when I nut in your face

No, that's why I kicked their asses

They try but they can´t

can you just make up rules like if they are offsides the penalty is 5 yards and a sloppy blowjob from their girlfriend

If they had girlfriends

But most times I just smoke them for a long touchdown catch because I rule

Check that link out. thetrailertash is a funny site, and that is one of the funniest things I've seen on it.

I´ve never seen this movie

It must be for fags

The trailers are funny though

Oh I forgot you live in a third world country. Lost in Translation is a real movie starring Bill Murray where he is depressed and goes to Japan on a trip and falls in love and gay shit like that.

This dude re-wrote the trailer so it kicked more ass.

He did use pics from other movies

Are there others like this

But for non-homosexual movies

No but the other reviews by him on that site are always good. His name is Jay Pinkerton, he writes some reviews for that site and has another pretty funny site at www.jaypinkerton.com

Nice

You ever play that old school game X-Com? These people are making a 3D version for free.

what the hell is X-Com

One of the best games of all time.

Anyway I downloaded their demo and it doesn't fucking work.

Because your shit is broken

Stop being a vagina and get a cable modem

I would if they had it here fag so go eat dick.

I am updating my display driver to see if that fixes it

Stop making shit up, you don´t know what you are talking about anyway

I just have to recompile the viewing matrix back inline with the cascading display

Right douchebag

(Post) X-Com: UFO Defense is THE best. damn. pc. game. ever.

I got the demo to work. Its just a few battles but it looks good and its pretty much exactly like X-com. Its a little harder than I remember actually, but thats good I guess.

Friday night:

(Post) What the hell is the food on the right? Is that what you threw up?

Its a Breakfast Dagwood from Dennys, and it is the greatest food on earth. 3 kinds of pork, 3 cheeses, and scrambled eggs in a sandwich. I like to top off a night of drinking with one when I have to wake up at 5 for work without a hangover.

radek bonk?

nope somebody else

I got Satan

I finished my second season and Buffalo let him go as a free agent so now I kick more ass

man I rule

Why would they let him go, is he expensive?

beats me

now he is manning my second line with Rick Nash and Marian Hossa

I resigned Lidstrom for $10 mill over 2 years too

that was a nice salary drop

hahaha wow, why don't you start gutting colorados team so you have the best players in all of hockey

noone from colorado will ever play for the Redwings, they all blow nuts