So how was it?

Did you blow your o-ring?

I need to think of a name for my fantasy baseball team that has the right amount of humor and can be offensive if taken in another light. So if anyone has any ideas I would be glad to hear them.

name them the Black Inches

What the fuck is that?

Isnt that your favorite magazine?

That's Hustler fool.

Name them the New England Gaytriots

Every once in a while I find something on the internet that is genius. Here is a link to one such thing: http://www.recordlabelrecords.org/gvb2/

This is the web page for an open source game made by a raving lunatic. Go there and read every word, especially the character class descriptions before reading the rest this post.

The manual for this game is hands down one of the funniest things I've ever read. It begins with just describing a game that is ridiculous, and ends up at FULL ON CRAZY.

The randomness, the subtle anti-american islamic fundamentalism, the idea that the author actually programmed a game, the web page is entirely made up of images and no text

My favorite character class: The entire starting lineup of the 1976 New York Giants

I just downloaded it, Im afraid it won't live up to the hype but I'm going to play

(Post) So, how's the game?

Oh shit.

Another game I will kick your ass at.

This game better have some Hall and Oates in it.

Oh shit, I forgot you only like the music.

I bet it will have 50 cent.

Where the fuck is San Andreas.

And why would I want to steal a car there.

Its the fault line in California fool

The San Andreas Fault dumbass?

According to yahoo maps San Andreas CA is a small town outside Yosemite National Park.

There should be a lot of lowriders out there to steal from all the Crips.

The box has Old English lettering on it http://www.rockstargames.com/sanandreas/

I bet they will make the main character a Mexican because people complained the last one was about a damn dago killing as many minorities as possible.

No shit?

That is gay.

Your right, I bet it will be too.

You gonna preorder your copy?

I dont have a PS2 fool.

Hahahahahahaha, yeah I know.

I just like to remind you of that fact.

They should totally fuck up the political correctness and make the powerups tacos and burritos.

Hahahahahah, yeah.

And one mission should be to see how many people can fit in the back of a pickup truck to sneak accross the border.

And when you get caught: DEPORTED

Hell yeah

You get thrown in a jail in Tijuana and ass raped by a bunch of gansters.

I take back what I said before, this game is sounding awesome.

Oh yeah. It better be like Vice City.

So you finally put your douche away and left the house?

Yeah I think I drank about a and a half. And then some

Nice.

How fucked up were you?

Well, the waitress at Dennys was looking good, so I was pretty hammered.

Hahahahahaha! Holy shit, you must've been trashed.

Were there any hoes thrown into the mix?

No you weren't there.

Shit.

Where did you go?

Madison oyster bar right downtown. Its a nice break from the white trash places I like.

That is true. But you fit in so well at those places........

Shit. What did you do last night homo.

Nada.

I was spent from going out and getting wasted on the weekend like normal people.

I´m not an alcoholic who gets drunk in the middle of the week.

How can someone be such a little bitch and cry about pussy shit?

They even offered him beer between holes.....and he refused!!!

I think he needs a vagina replacement surgery

Refused..... are you sure it was beer?

That's what it said.

Who wouldn't take free beer?

Hes a disgrace to the sport of golfing.

Besides, for golf to be fun, you need to drink beer. Just like bowling.

He should try golfing with you busting ass on his backswing and laughing for a full 5 minutes when the shot goes into the woods.

Hell yeah. I should be a professional heckler.

I went kareoking this weekend fool

No, I was a pussy

You are always a pussy.

What did you bust out

I tore shit up with Holidae Inn and P.I.M.P

I had bitches on my nuts like clothes

So what did you and your vagina do this weekend?

Did you spend some quality time together?

Yeah. I saw one of the greatest movies ever.

Oh yeah, what?

They made a movie out of the comic The Punisher. Its actually one of the worst movies ever made, but I saw it on the spanish channel so it was awesome.

Hahahahah, no shit, I went to the movies on sunday and they had a preview for The Punisher.

Yeah they are making a new one, but this one was made in 1989 starring Dolph Lundgren and Louis Gossett Jr..

No shit, was it complete dirt?

Yeah, and all the bad guys were asians with moushtaches for some reason.

That sounds tite, I saw School of Rock and the movie where Halle Berry goes crazy

The best scene: A karate guy punches the Punisher in the face, you think to start a hand to hand fight scene, but instead the Punisher just pulls out a gun and shoots him in the face.

I was hoping she would get naked so I could see some T&A but she didn't

Does Dolph have any cheezy lines? He always has some cheesedick lines in his movies because he is a shitty actor

Thats what made it so good. Every line was so cliched and overused, even though my spanish was rusty I knew what he was saying.

This new punisher movie better fucking have Louis Gossett Jr. in it. He didn't even have to make contact with a punch and the guy would be out cold.

He had a moustache too.

A cheesy porn moustache?

Yeah but he has one in all his movies.

True

Is that all you did this weekend pussy?

Yeah I told you fool I didn't do shit.