Us mexicans don't celebrate that shit.

You have red hair homo, you ain't a mexican

I just drank a couple Guinnness

A couple?? You pussy. What happened? Your vag get tired?

I watched a DVD of Michael Moores show the Awful Truth. He sent a guy dressed as Hitler to a bunch of banks in Switzerland to get his Nazi gold.

No shit.

That would be funny. What would be better is if he sent Hitler to the Gaza Strip.

Who would shoot him first, arabs or jews?

We could take bets and see who?

I got money on the Jesus killers.

He was saying how rappers today "they all soft"

Then Carson Daily, whether he did this on purpose or not, asks him about his new movie Torque

And Cube was like "yeah my new movie Torque is off the hook" and I was like aaaaaaahhahaha yeah right haha

Did you see his movie?

The previews looked like they blew nuts so I never even considered it.

Fuck NO, that movie looked about as fucking queer as they come.

What the fuck you doing watching Carson Daily anyway?

I was drunk

Oh. That must be the only way you could stomach it.