That is some gay ass shit.

They're trying to hold a brother down.

No more calling up your boys on the celly after you catch a phat TD pass.

I know.

They should call the the T.O clause

I think they should make a rule, next time he does a dumbass dance, 15 yard penalty for the team who doesn´t shoot him in the face.

Just because he is a douchebag

What? You're jealous of his style.

Style? What style?

He is just straight up douche.

I just think you are jealous of my style.

And my fantasy football skills

Since you obviously have no game I have an idea for you next time you see a bitch in a bar.

whats that

You should walk right up to her and bitch slap her.

I'm skeptical. How does this get you the tang?

That way she will never say, "Snake you never treat me like you used to."

This website is full of great advice.

Shit, I should have found this in school.

This one especially: http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-04/01-04-art-of-the-86.htm

Hahahaha, I just clicked on that before you put it up.

I figured that was all you getting 86'd

This one is hilarious: http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-04/01-04-photo-secrets-01.htm

I should print it out and create a class about it to give to my students.

This could be your new job as Snake.

Except you are too big a pussy.

If he wanted the nickname that badly he should have just started drinking and acting like an asshole like me.

National goof-off day, what the fuck.

Dont fucking tell me what to do.

Every day for you is a goof-off day because you got no fucking job.

I worked today to spite the man.

Shit. Don´t let him hold you down.

I probably will play video games today though. It is the best goof-off activity to do.