http://chingones.diaweblog.com/ The Chingones DiaWebLog. 2008-06-19T18:44:55Z Chingones DiaWebLog posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-04-21 14:24:25 [#40] (q)
(Im The Snake) It sucked
(Panocha Patrol) haha no shit
(Panocha Patrol) Didn't it rake in the green at the box office?
(Im The Snake) Beats me, but Uma killed one person in the entire fucking movie and you can guess who it is.
(Im The Snake) GAY
(Panocha Patrol) No shit.
(Panocha Patrol) That is quite homo.
(Im The Snake) She didnt cut anyones arms off or anything. She didnt even have a real sword fight.
(Im The Snake) Bill was a big pussy.
(Panocha Patrol) What a fag.
(Panocha Patrol) Did you ask for your money back?
(Im The Snake) I should have
(Im The Snake) Maybe I should have gotten drunk before I saw it then it would have been better
(Panocha Patrol) Maybe you should have just watched Snoop in Starsky and Hutch.
(Im The Snake) Bill was like 'you broke my heart waah waah'
(Panocha Patrol) What a douche. Sounds like they should have asked you to play that role.

]]> Im The Snake http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1767517 posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-25 16:33:26 [#39] (p)
(Im The Snake) That is some gay ass shit.
(Im The Snake) They're trying to hold a brother down.
(Im The Snake) No more calling up your boys on the celly after you catch a phat TD pass.
(Panocha Patrol) I know.
(Panocha Patrol) They should call the the T.O clause
(Panocha Patrol) I think they should make a rule, next time he does a dumbass dance, 15 yard penalty for the team who doesnīt shoot him in the face.
(Panocha Patrol) Just because he is a douchebag
(Im The Snake) What? You're jealous of his style.
(Panocha Patrol) Style? What style?
(Panocha Patrol) He is just straight up douche.
(Panocha Patrol) I just think you are jealous of my style.
(Panocha Patrol) And my fantasy football skills
(Im The Snake)

]]> Im The Snake posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-24 15:21:30 [#38] (o)
(Panocha Patrol) Since you obviously have no game I have an idea for you next time you see a bitch in a bar.
(Im The Snake) whats that
(Panocha Patrol) You should walk right up to her and bitch slap her.
(Im The Snake) I'm skeptical. How does this get you the tang?
(Panocha Patrol) That way she will never say, "Snake you never treat me like you used to."

]]> Panocha Patrol http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/ posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-22 20:55:15 [#36] (m)
(Im The Snake) This website is full of great advice.
(Panocha Patrol) Shit, I should have found this in school.
(Im The Snake) This one especially: http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-04/01-04-art-of-the-86.htm
(Panocha Patrol) Hahahaha, I just clicked on that before you put it up.
(Panocha Patrol) I figured that was all you getting 86'd
(Im The Snake) This one is hilarious: http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-04/01-04-photo-secrets-01.htm
(Panocha Patrol) I should print it out and create a class about it to give to my students.

]]> Im The Snake http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040322/ap_on_re_as/snake_man posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-22 20:51:35 [#35] (l)
(Panocha Patrol) This could be your new job as Snake.
(Panocha Patrol) Except you are too big a pussy.
(Im The Snake) If he wanted the nickname that badly he should have just started drinking and acting like an asshole like me.

]]> Panocha Patrol http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-03-22/1009193.html posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-22 20:44:41 [#34] (j)
(Im The Snake) National goof-off day, what the fuck.
(Im The Snake) Dont fucking tell me what to do.
(Panocha Patrol) Every day for you is a goof-off day because you got no fucking job.
(Im The Snake) I worked today to spite the man.
(Panocha Patrol) Shit. Donīt let him hold you down.
(Panocha Patrol) I probably will play video games today though. It is the best goof-off activity to do.

]]> Im The Snake posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-18 14:05:16 [#33] (i)
(Panocha Patrol) Us mexicans don't celebrate that shit.
(Im The Snake) You have red hair homo, you ain't a mexican
(Im The Snake) I just drank a couple Guinnness
(Panocha Patrol) A couple?? You pussy. What happened? Your vag get tired?
(Im The Snake) I watched a DVD of Michael Moores show the Awful Truth. He sent a guy dressed as Hitler to a bunch of banks in Switzerland to get his Nazi gold.
(Panocha Patrol) No shit.
(Panocha Patrol) That would be funny. What would be better is if he sent Hitler to the Gaza Strip.
(Im The Snake) Who would shoot him first, arabs or jews?
(Panocha Patrol) We could take bets and see who?
(Panocha Patrol) I got money on the Jesus killers.

]]> Im The Snake posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-16 16:26:16 [#32] (h)
(Im The Snake) He was saying how rappers today "they all soft"
(Im The Snake) Then Carson Daily, whether he did this on purpose or not, asks him about his new movie Torque
(Im The Snake) And Cube was like "yeah my new movie Torque is off the hook" and I was like aaaaaaahhahaha yeah right haha
(Panocha Patrol) Did you see his movie?
(Panocha Patrol) The previews looked like they blew nuts so I never even considered it.
(Im The Snake) Fuck NO, that movie looked about as fucking queer as they come.
(Panocha Patrol) What the fuck you doing watching Carson Daily anyway?
(Im The Snake) I was drunk
(Panocha Patrol) Oh. That must be the only way you could stomach it.

]]> Im The Snake http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=pasquarelli_len&id=1756040 posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-11 14:54:14 [#31] (g)
(Im The Snake) They need an offensive line now. Or just learn to get rid of the ball quickly.
(Panocha Patrol) And somebody to run the ball.
(Panocha Patrol) Harrington will get hammered
(Im The Snake) They are on the brink of a good season. Maybe they should have got TO. He would be hauling ass to Baltimore then instead of complaining that he forgot to hand in his free agency homework.
(Panocha Patrol) No shit. But Detroit is better off without him because he is a fag.
(Post) Tai is not the answer. The Lions need to can Matt Millen--the guy's a joke.

]]> Im The Snake http://www.canada.com/sports/story.html?id=8A56D4E0-7D10-4BAF-BEA6-22D3E3403120 posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-10 16:32:56 [#30] (f)
(Im The Snake) You better trade for your man Todd in NHL 2004, hes a bad ass.
(Panocha Patrol) I know.
(Panocha Patrol) Anytime I need to break someones neck I can send him out to do it.
(Panocha Patrol) That sucker punch he threw looked like those times I punched your sister.
(Im The Snake) They need to incorparate vengeance beatings in NHL 2005.
(Panocha Patrol) IF there is an NHL 2005 with the strike.
(Panocha Patrol) But that would be tite though

]]> Im The Snake posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-10 16:22:37 [#29] (e)
(Im The Snake)
(Panocha Patrol) You pussy
(Panocha Patrol) That's all you drank?
(Panocha Patrol) Sounds like you are talking out of your vagina again.
(Im The Snake) You fuck, I had to wake up five hours later.
(Panocha Patrol) Stop crying you little bitch.
(Im The Snake) And what did you do to damage your liver last night penis breath.
(Panocha Patrol) I drink twice that and wake up three hours later to teach class.
(Panocha Patrol) I ate mexican food.
(Panocha Patrol) Did you at least get any hoes?
(Im The Snake) I stayed in and played NHL with dave

]]> Im The Snake http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avp/featurette/ posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-09 20:21:22 [#28] (d)
(Im The Snake) Check that out and tell me if it kicks ass or it sucks dicks.
(Panocha Patrol) It looks fucking tite.
(Im The Snake) It didn't have a half alien human in it did it?
(Panocha Patrol) Beats me.
(Panocha Patrol) I think its name was Nate.
(Panocha Patrol) Maybe I should get the download.
(Im The Snake) Its a movie that comes out in August you homo.
(Panocha Patrol) The wallpaper douche.
(Panocha Patrol) Fucking tite!!
(Im The Snake) Fuck, you going to replace your wallpaper of Eminem with his shirt off?
(Panocha Patrol) No, of me kicking your ass, but I got that saved so I can put it up on the website.

]]> Im The Snake posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-09 16:01:58 [#27] (c)
(Panocha Patrol) Anyone who leaves the club early is a pussy.
(Panocha Patrol) Obviosly you need some more Masengil to help you in tough situations.
(Im The Snake) I only left so I could go home and drink more without being bothered.
(Panocha Patrol) But without bitches.
(Panocha Patrol) Well, just you.
(Im The Snake) The guy I went with went off with his ex, and you can't roll up on a pack of hos when you're flying solo.
(Panocha Patrol) Only if you have a pair like mine.
(Im The Snake) I think I just put down about and bounced.
(Panocha Patrol) I had only and just checked out the scenery.

]]> Panocha Patrol posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-05 14:58:06 [#26] (b)
(Panocha Patrol) So how was it?
(Panocha Patrol) Did you blow your o-ring?
(Post) Be sure to avoid the rectal backwash from the toilet!

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