Chingones DiaWebLog http://chingones.diaweblog.com/ Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 6:44 PM #### Wednesday, April 21, 2004 #### * I saw Kill Bill 2 posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-04-21 14:24:25 [40] (q) (Im The Snake) It sucked (Panocha Patrol) haha no shit (Panocha Patrol) Didn't it rake in the green at the box office? (Im The Snake) Beats me, but Uma killed one person in the entire fucking movie and you can guess who it is. (Im The Snake) GAY (Panocha Patrol) No shit. (Panocha Patrol) That is quite homo. (Im The Snake) She didnt cut anyones arms off or anything. She didnt even have a real sword fight. (Im The Snake) Bill was a big pussy. (Panocha Patrol) What a fag. (Panocha Patrol) Did you ask for your money back? (Im The Snake) I should have (Im The Snake) Maybe I should have gotten drunk before I saw it then it would have been better (Panocha Patrol) Maybe you should have just watched Snoop in Starsky and Hutch. (Im The Snake) Bill was like 'you broke my heart waah waah' (Panocha Patrol) What a douche. Sounds like they should have asked you to play that role. #### Thursday, March 25, 2004 #### * ESPN.com - NFL - Extended celebration? NFL going 15-yard route posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-25 16:33:26 [39] (p) (Im The Snake) That is some gay ass shit. (Im The Snake) They're trying to hold a brother down. (Im The Snake) No more calling up your boys on the celly after you catch a phat TD pass. (Panocha Patrol) I know. (Panocha Patrol) They should call the the T.O clause (Panocha Patrol) I think they should make a rule, next time he does a dumbass dance, 15 yard penalty for the team who doesnīt shoot him in the face. (Panocha Patrol) Just because he is a douchebag (Im The Snake) What? You're jealous of his style. (Panocha Patrol) Style? What style? (Panocha Patrol) He is just straight up douche. (Panocha Patrol) I just think you are jealous of my style. (Panocha Patrol) And my fantasy football skills (Im The Snake) [IMAGE] #### Wednesday, March 24, 2004 #### * Next time you meet a girl in a bar. posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-24 15:21:30 [38] (o) (Panocha Patrol) Since you obviously have no game I have an idea for you next time you see a bitch in a bar. (Im The Snake) whats that (Panocha Patrol) You should walk right up to her and bitch slap her. (Im The Snake) I'm skeptical. How does this get you the tang? (Panocha Patrol) That way she will never say, "Snake you never treat me like you used to." #### Monday, March 22, 2004 #### * Modern Drunkard Magazine Online posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-22 20:55:15 [36] (m) (Im The Snake) This website is full of great advice. (Panocha Patrol) Shit, I should have found this in school. (Im The Snake) This one especially: (Panocha Patrol) Hahahaha, I just clicked on that before you put it up. (Panocha Patrol) I figured that was all you getting 86'd (Im The Snake) This one is hilarious: (Panocha Patrol) I should print it out and create a class about it to give to my students. * Yahoo! News - Thailand Record-Setting 'Snake Man' Dies posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-22 20:51:35 [35] (l) (Panocha Patrol) This could be your new job as Snake. (Panocha Patrol) Except you are too big a pussy. (Im The Snake) If he wanted the nickname that badly he should have just started drinking and acting like an asshole like me. * NCBuy Weird News: Goof Off Today - 2004-03-22 posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-22 20:44:41 [34] (j) (Im The Snake) National goof-off day, what the fuck. (Im The Snake) Dont fucking tell me what to do. (Panocha Patrol) Every day for you is a goof-off day because you got no fucking job. (Im The Snake) I worked today to spite the man. (Panocha Patrol) Shit. Donīt let him hold you down. (Panocha Patrol) I probably will play video games today though. It is the best goof-off activity to do. #### Thursday, March 18, 2004 #### * What did you do for St. Patricks Day posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-18 14:05:16 [33] (i) (Panocha Patrol) Us mexicans don't celebrate that shit. (Im The Snake) You have red hair homo, you ain't a mexican (Im The Snake) I just drank a couple Guinnness [IMAGE] [IMAGE] (Panocha Patrol) A couple?? You pussy. What happened? Your vag get tired? (Im The Snake) I watched a DVD of Michael Moores show the Awful Truth. He sent a guy dressed as Hitler to a bunch of banks in Switzerland to get his Nazi gold. (Panocha Patrol) No shit. (Panocha Patrol) That would be funny. What would be better is if he sent Hitler to the Gaza Strip. (Im The Snake) Who would shoot him first, arabs or jews? (Panocha Patrol) We could take bets and see who? (Panocha Patrol) I got money on the Jesus killers. #### Tuesday, March 16, 2004 #### * I saw Ice Cube on Carson Dailys talk show last night posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-16 16:26:16 [32] (h) (Im The Snake) He was saying how rappers today "they all soft" (Im The Snake) Then Carson Daily, whether he did this on purpose or not, asks him about his new movie Torque (Im The Snake) And Cube was like "yeah my new movie Torque is off the hook" and I was like aaaaaaahhahaha yeah right haha [IMAGE] (Panocha Patrol) Did you see his movie? (Panocha Patrol) The previews looked like they blew nuts so I never even considered it. (Im The Snake) Fuck NO, that movie looked about as fucking queer as they come. (Panocha Patrol) What the fuck you doing watching Carson Daily anyway? (Im The Snake) I was drunk (Panocha Patrol) Oh. That must be the only way you could stomach it. #### Thursday, March 11, 2004 #### * Tai Streets is a Lion posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-11 14:54:14 [31] (g) (Im The Snake) They need an offensive line now. Or just learn to get rid of the ball quickly. (Panocha Patrol) And somebody to run the ball. (Panocha Patrol) Harrington will get hammered (Im The Snake) They are on the brink of a good season. Maybe they should have got TO. He would be hauling ass to Baltimore then instead of complaining that he forgot to hand in his free agency homework. (Panocha Patrol) No shit. But Detroit is better off without him because he is a fag. (Post) Tai is not the answer. The Lions need to can Matt Millen--the guy's a joke. #### Wednesday, March 10, 2004 #### * Sports | canada.com posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-10 16:32:56 [30] (f) (Im The Snake) You better trade for your man Todd in NHL 2004, hes a bad ass. (Panocha Patrol) I know. (Panocha Patrol) Anytime I need to break someones neck I can send him out to do it. (Panocha Patrol) That sucker punch he threw looked like those times I punched your sister. (Im The Snake) They need to incorparate vengeance beatings in NHL 2005. (Panocha Patrol) IF there is an NHL 2005 with the strike. (Panocha Patrol) But that would be tite though * I drank too much last night posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-10 16:22:37 [29] (e) (Im The Snake) [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] (Panocha Patrol) You pussy (Panocha Patrol) That's all you drank? (Panocha Patrol) Sounds like you are talking out of your vagina again. (Im The Snake) You fuck, I had to wake up five hours later. (Panocha Patrol) Stop crying you little bitch. (Im The Snake) And what did you do to damage your liver last night penis breath. (Panocha Patrol) I drink twice that and wake up three hours later to teach class. (Panocha Patrol) I ate mexican food. (Panocha Patrol) Did you at least get any hoes? (Im The Snake) I stayed in and played NHL with dave #### Tuesday, March 9, 2004 #### * Alien vs. Predator - Featurette posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-09 20:21:22 [28] (d) (Im The Snake) Check that out and tell me if it kicks ass or it sucks dicks. (Panocha Patrol) It looks fucking tite. (Im The Snake) It didn't have a half alien human in it did it? (Panocha Patrol) Beats me. (Panocha Patrol) I think its name was Nate. (Panocha Patrol) Maybe I should get the download. (Im The Snake) Its a movie that comes out in August you homo. (Panocha Patrol) The wallpaper douche. (Panocha Patrol) Fucking tite!! (Im The Snake) Fuck, you going to replace your wallpaper of Eminem with his shirt off? (Panocha Patrol) No, of me kicking your ass, but I got that saved so I can put it up on the website. * Snake needs a vagina replacement, any willing donars? posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-09 16:01:58 [27] (c) (Panocha Patrol) Anyone who leaves the club early is a pussy. (Panocha Patrol) Obviosly you need some more Masengil to help you in tough situations. (Im The Snake) I only left so I could go home and drink more without being bothered. (Panocha Patrol) But without bitches. (Panocha Patrol) Well, just you. (Im The Snake) The guy I went with went off with his ex, and you can't roll up on a pack of hos when you're flying solo. (Panocha Patrol) Only if you have a pair like mine. (Im The Snake) I think I just put down about [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] and bounced. (Panocha Patrol) I had only [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] and just checked out the scenery. #### Friday, March 5, 2004 #### * Snake just took a shit!!!! posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-05 14:58:06 [26] (b) (Panocha Patrol) So how was it? (Panocha Patrol) Did you blow your o-ring? (Post) Be sure to avoid the rectal backwash from the toilet! #### Thursday, March 4, 2004 #### * What should I name my fantasy baseball team? posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-04 15:40:30 [25] (a) (Panocha Patrol) I need to think of a name for my fantasy baseball team that has the right amount of humor and can be offensive if taken in another light. So if anyone has any ideas I would be glad to hear them. (Im The Snake) name them the Black Inches (Panocha Patrol) What the fuck is that? (Im The Snake) Isnt that your favorite magazine? (Panocha Patrol) That's Hustler fool. (Im The Snake) Name them the New England Gaytriots #### Tuesday, March 2, 2004 #### * THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE. posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-02 20:51:40 [24] (z) (Im The Snake) Every once in a while I find something on the internet that is genius. Here is a link to one such thing: (Im The Snake) This is the web page for an open source game made by a raving lunatic. Go there and read every word, especially the character class descriptions before reading the rest this post. (Im The Snake) The manual for this game is hands down one of the funniest things I've ever read. It begins with just describing a game that is ridiculous, and ends up at FULL ON CRAZY. (Im The Snake) The randomness, the subtle anti-american islamic fundamentalism, the idea that the author actually programmed a game, the web page is entirely made up of images and no text (Im The Snake) My favorite character class: The entire starting lineup of the 1976 New York Giants (Im The Snake) I just downloaded it, Im afraid it won't live up to the hype but I'm going to play (Post) So, how's the game? * Rockstar Games Announces Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-02 15:13:14 [23] (y) (Panocha Patrol) Oh shit. (Panocha Patrol) Another game I will kick your ass at. (Im The Snake) This game better have some Hall and Oates in it. (Panocha Patrol) Oh shit, I forgot you only like the music. (Panocha Patrol) I bet it will have 50 cent. (Im The Snake) Where the fuck is San Andreas. (Im The Snake) And why would I want to steal a car there. (Panocha Patrol) Its the fault line in California fool (Panocha Patrol) The San Andreas Fault dumbass? (Im The Snake) According to yahoo maps San Andreas CA is a small town outside Yosemite National Park. (Panocha Patrol) There should be a lot of lowriders out there to steal from all the Crips. (Im The Snake) The box has Old English lettering on it (Im The Snake) I bet they will make the main character a Mexican because people complained the last one was about a damn dago killing as many minorities as possible. (Panocha Patrol) No shit? (Panocha Patrol) That is gay. (Panocha Patrol) Your right, I bet it will be too. (Panocha Patrol) You gonna preorder your copy? (Im The Snake) I dont have a PS2 fool. (Panocha Patrol) Hahahahahahaha, yeah I know. (Panocha Patrol) I just like to remind you of that fact. (Im The Snake) They should totally fuck up the political correctness and make the powerups tacos and burritos. (Panocha Patrol) Hahahahahah, yeah. (Panocha Patrol) And one mission should be to see how many people can fit in the back of a pickup truck to sneak accross the border. (Im The Snake) And when you get caught: DEPORTED (Panocha Patrol) Hell yeah (Panocha Patrol) You get thrown in a jail in Tijuana and ass raped by a bunch of gansters. (Im The Snake) I take back what I said before, this game is sounding awesome. (Panocha Patrol) Oh yeah. It better be like Vice City. * I got trashed last night posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-03-02 14:30:57 [22] (x) (Panocha Patrol) So you finally put your douche away and left the house? (Im The Snake) Yeah I think I drank about a [IMAGE] and a half. And then some [IMAGE] (Panocha Patrol) Nice. (Panocha Patrol) How fucked up were you? (Im The Snake) Well, the waitress at Dennys was looking good, so I was pretty hammered. (Panocha Patrol) Hahahahahaha! Holy shit, you must've been trashed. (Panocha Patrol) Were there any hoes thrown into the mix? (Im The Snake) No you weren't there. (Panocha Patrol) Shit. (Panocha Patrol) Where did you go? (Im The Snake) Madison oyster bar right downtown. Its a nice break from the white trash places I like. (Panocha Patrol) That is true. But you fit in so well at those places........ (Im The Snake) Shit. What did you do last night homo. (Panocha Patrol) Nada. (Panocha Patrol) I was spent from going out and getting wasted on the weekend like normal people. (Panocha Patrol) Iīm not an alcoholic who gets drunk in the middle of the week. #### Monday, March 1, 2004 #### * ESPN.com - GOLF - Unhappy Gilmore moment: Heckler bothers Love posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-01 20:45:36 [21] (w) (Panocha Patrol) How can someone be such a little bitch and cry about pussy shit? (Panocha Patrol) They even offered him beer between holes.....and he refused!!! (Panocha Patrol) I think he needs a vagina replacement surgery (Im The Snake) Refused..... are you sure it was beer? (Panocha Patrol) That's what it said. (Panocha Patrol) Who wouldn't take free beer? (Im The Snake) Hes a disgrace to the sport of golfing. (Panocha Patrol) Besides, for golf to be fun, you need to drink beer. Just like bowling. (Im The Snake) He should try golfing with you busting ass on his backswing and laughing for a full 5 minutes when the shot goes into the woods. (Panocha Patrol) Hell yeah. I should be a professional heckler. * Did you get trashed this weekend posted by (Panocha Patrol) on 2004-03-01 16:23:44 [20] (v) (Panocha Patrol) I went kareoking this weekend fool (Im The Snake) No, I was a pussy (Panocha Patrol) You are always a pussy. (Im The Snake) What did you bust out (Panocha Patrol) I tore shit up with Holidae Inn and P.I.M.P (Panocha Patrol) I had bitches on my nuts like clothes (Panocha Patrol) So what did you and your vagina do this weekend? (Panocha Patrol) Did you spend some quality time together? (Im The Snake) Yeah. I saw one of the greatest movies ever. (Panocha Patrol) Oh yeah, what? (Im The Snake) They made a movie out of the comic The Punisher. Its actually one of the worst movies ever made, but I saw it on the spanish channel so it was awesome. (Panocha Patrol) Hahahahah, no shit, I went to the movies on sunday and they had a preview for The Punisher. (Im The Snake) Yeah they are making a new one, but this one was made in 1989 starring Dolph Lundgren and Louis Gossett Jr.. (Panocha Patrol) No shit, was it complete dirt? (Im The Snake) Yeah, and all the bad guys were asians with moushtaches for some reason. (Panocha Patrol) That sounds tite, I saw School of Rock and the movie where Halle Berry goes crazy (Im The Snake) The best scene: A karate guy punches the Punisher in the face, you think to start a hand to hand fight scene, but instead the Punisher just pulls out a gun and shoots him in the face. (Panocha Patrol) I was hoping she would get naked so I could see some T&A but she didn't (Panocha Patrol) Does Dolph have any cheezy lines? He always has some cheesedick lines in his movies because he is a shitty actor (Im The Snake) Thats what made it so good. Every line was so cliched and overused, even though my spanish was rusty I knew what he was saying. (Im The Snake) This new punisher movie better fucking have Louis Gossett Jr. in it. He didn't even have to make contact with a punch and the guy would be out cold. (Im The Snake) He had a moustache too. (Panocha Patrol) A cheesy porn moustache? (Im The Snake) Yeah but he has one in all his movies. (Panocha Patrol) True (Panocha Patrol) Is that all you did this weekend pussy? (Im The Snake) Yeah I told you fool I didn't do shit. #### Thursday, February 26, 2004 #### * ESPN.com - NFL - Jamal Lewis indicted on drug charges posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-02-26 14:41:07 [19] (u) (Im The Snake) Theres your boy Jamal the crackhead. (Panocha Patrol) shit I canīt believe that (Panocha Patrol) I wish I was fucking stupid enough to play professional football AND not have enough money that I had to sell drugs (Panocha Patrol) People are fucking idiots (Im The Snake) I didn't know the toxic rock was a performance enhancer (Panocha Patrol) Me either, maybe we should get some (Im The Snake) I think he should be retroactively disqualified from fantasy football, hence making me last years champion. (Panocha Patrol) Hahahahaha nice try douche your team sucked either way (Im The Snake) Last year I had Todd Heap, who caught like a 60 yard pass, then my opponent who had Jamal walked into the endzone from the 1 for the points. Had I won that game I would have had his seed in the tourny and won the whole thing. (Panocha Patrol) Bullshit (Panocha Patrol) Had you not sucked so bad, you would have won (Im The Snake) Some would say you could strategically replace a letter in Jamal's last name with a J for a politically incorrect pun. Not me though. (Panocha Patrol) Of course not that would be straight Old Testament #### Wednesday, February 25, 2004 #### * Dang posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-02-25 20:55:33 [18] (t) (Im The Snake) I was going to go see the Passion of the Christ tonight but some asshole spoiled the ending for me. * Toby Keith is a faggot posted by (Im The Snake) on 2004-02-25 16:34:46 [16] (r) (Panocha Patrol) No shit, you just figured that out (Im The Snake) This is what happens when you start making your singers look like your professional wrestlers. Check out these lyrics. (Im The Snake) -- (Im The Snake) And look at him [IMAGE] He looks like more of a queer than Marty Stuart [IMAGE] (Panocha Patrol) But the lyrics are fucking funny (Im The Snake) At least Marty dresses full on gay, and you know he does it because it nets him tons of pussy. But Toby Keith looks like a closet fag trying to look attractive to men, but not overly so. (Panocha Patrol) True